1. Nod when other cats are talking to you.
2. If someone makes you uncomfortable, blink and look away.
3. Smell like chlorine.
4. Sleep all day.
5. Hug other cats.
6. Every room is your room.
7. Clean out the ears of other cats (added treats in your mouth)
8. Rimjobs aren't only for people.
9. If your whiskers fall off, don't be embarrassed when you lose your balance!
10. Older cats are slower.
11. Meow at other cats in a lower voice than you'd use for humans.
12. Sing.
13. Loudly alert everyone in the house when you find something really cool, like a winter hat.
14. Intimidate from on top of the fence.
15. Try to get into all boxes.
16. If you're hungry before dinnertime, pout until you get enough treats to tide you over.
17. Braid things with your cat hands.
18. Glitter is more important to cats than to other mammals.
19. Sleep more.
20. It's okay to be a slut if you're furry.
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